1. tikken:

    confessionsofacreativewriter:

    i-face-thehorizon:

    altonym:

    thecoppercow:

    altonym:

    tyrabanksonabudget:

    PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

    UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

    AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

    PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

    NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

    You don’t understand, I’m reading this in her voice now.

    Did you use any of your OWN bags????

     

  2. meanplastic:

    OMGGGGG IM CRYING YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

    image

    (Source: dangervvank, via oneoftheradkids)

     

  3. ohhenryd:

    thatpunnyguy:

    snazziest:

    They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

    They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

    They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

    (via cravendale)

     
  4. ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

    the british primary school experience

    (via lexcanroar)

     
  5. (Source: cinemakills, via tomalott)

     
  6. (Source: d-r-e-a-r-y, via davidlevitz)

     
  7. spooky-but-cheerful:

    natalikoromoto:

    True life gummy Venus de Milo

    Precious Venus

    (Source: sirprincedrewbug, via nickgoesgaga)

     
  8. okiegay:

    johnpaulbrammer:

    guy like you

    Urgh this hurts on many levels

     
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  10. thats-so-raven:

    omg look what I found on google maps

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  11. earthqirl:

    accidentally saying ‘yaas’ instead of ‘yes’

    image

    (Source: chicagno, via oneoftheradkids)

     
  12. GU’s Christmas Tree looks like a big LED condom. Stay safe this winter, wrap up your present.

     
  13. (via tomalott)

     

  14. partyintheussr:

    remember that bitch mirage from the incredibles

    image

    you know her face says pussy game hard

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  15. realitytvgifs:

    me at everything

    (via bitchcraftandwiggatry)